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2 things that have made me laugh out loud today on the TV:

UKTV Gold:

A season of hit blockbusters exclusively on UKTV Gold! Starting this Friday with the Smash Hit Movie 'Waterworld!

And before an episode of Spooks on Hallmark:

(In dramatic voice)

"Next time you are on a train or a bus or a plane, ask yourself.......is this the one with the bomb on it?! This episode of Spooks is too real for comfort..."

Genius. Though quite comforting all things considering - knowing that there is only one bomb really does put things in perspective - I mean there must be literally millions of buses, planes and trains all over the world and with only one bomb I fell pretty damned safe!