When you make something idiot proof......
They'll just make a better idiot.
Hello. My name is Matt, and I've just been upgraded with the new Idiot v2.0 firmware.
Pretty much since moving to Surrey I have done without a freezer. Madness I know, it was costing me a fortune in food. Anyway, so for ages I've been unable to freeze my cooking, buy frozen foods (for those days when you just can't be arsed!) or - most importantly - have ice for my whiskey.
I now have a freezer. I got very excited and ordered lots of food and meat and then put it in there.
Now, however, I am being defeated in an entirely new way - I keep forgetting to take the meat out to defrost so I can cook it. No one is cleverer than me.
If anyone mentions the word microwave I will ban you. :D
2 comments:
Hehe, the last three paragraphs are some of the funniest you've ever written!
Of course the idea behind the freezer is to spend leass on food, however as I am failing to defrost anything I actually spend more by buying food that is ready to cook.
I rock.
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