Matt's Mathematical Formulas, Number 37
Today's class is all about determining the resultant capsication of a given Chili (x) in realtion to a work day (y). The basic formula is as follows:
if y = "aaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE! The next pillock to phone me, send me an email or break something is going bare witness to a physics defying feat involving their left nostril, a canon ball and a stoat!'
then x = "AIIIIIEEEEEE! Godzilla!" OR x = ("My Face! My Face is melting!") * ("I can see through time").
if y != "aaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE! The next pillock to phone me, send me an email or break something is going bare witness to a physics defying feat involving their left nostril, a canon ball and a stoat!"
then x = "I can still feel my legs! call off the Hazmat team!"
Clearly in this formula there is a need to determine the value of y, as this variable is essential to determining the value of x.
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(Things Breaking that shouldn't break * Arse Not Letting Us Fix things That Break)2
y=
TGIF
Where TGIF = day number in the week (Monday=1, Tuesday=2.....)
and n = Frequency of occurence
I don't want any mathematicians coming along and messing this up either! I clearly have no clue about mathematical notation so there is no point even bothering!
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