Monday, January 29, 2007

The Feline plots continue....

I received this email today:

On 1/29/07, Cat Bloggers <> wrote:
Dear blog author:
We recently came across your site,, while searching for bloggers who blog about Cat issues.
A small group of us have started a new site called Cat Bloggers. Our intent is to bring Cat bloggers closer together, and make a positive contribution to the Internet community.
Would you be interested in joining Cat Bloggers? Please take a few minutes to have a look at what we are trying to do, and if you are interested, there is a sign up page to get the ball rolling. We would greatly appreciate your support in this endeavour.
If you do not feel that your blog would be a good fit for Cat Bloggers, but enjoy this subject area, come visit us and one of our member bloggers. You can also check our FAQ Section to learn more about Cat Bloggers.
We look forward to hearing from you and seeing you on Cat Bloggers.

Craig Cantin,

Cat Bloggers

Please note: you will receive this email no more than twice. If you do not respond to this email, we will send out a second and final email in approximately 3 weeks time. If you respond, by joining or by declining the invitation, we will not intentionally send this invite a second time.
You can join or visit
Cat Bloggers at any time, but we do not believe in spam, and will not intentionally send this invite more than twice. If you have any concerns regarding our anti-spam policy, please do not hesitate to contact us.

Obviously I was moved to reply...

from: Matt Jones

date: Jan 29, 2007 7:31 PM
subject Re: Invitation to Join Cat Bloggers

Dear Craig,

Thankyou for your email, sadly had you taken the time to read what it was I wrote about cats you wouldn't have contacted me about joining your coven for I fear that you are referring to the malignant so-called 'domestic' cat that plagues our fair planet. Unlike the more goodly 'Great' cats that aid humanity and the earth by hunting and killing the deadly Gazelles and Wildebeast that roam our wild places, the felines you support have other plans.

Indeed, I have revealed on my blog on several occasions how cat 'owners' (oh how these pitiful slaves delude themselves!) are really mindless Zombie Slaves to their cunning feline overmasters. No one can really fathom the goals of these pestilent creatures' Machiavellian schemes, suffice to say it is clear to those untainted that they are schemes of no benefit to mankind.

So tell your furry ball of mistrust that I shall not be joining you at or whatever your site is called, for my mind must remain free from the catty plague they spread, the mind-smog they imbue to their hapless drones! But I shall be watching, this is one human that will not be enslaved to work the catnip mines of the feline oppressor!



jet-lag does wonderful things to the mind.


lunaliar said...

Mr. Orange does have Dave and I wrapped around is finger-like appendage!

Olivia said...

What made them think you were a cat owner?

MattJ said...

It wasn't that they thought I was a cat owner, they just clearly used some word scraper to deternmine if any of my blog entries had the word cat or feline in them. From that they decided I was acat-blogger.

Olivia said...

I was kidding.

I got the same email today for "Olympic Bloggers"

Probably because I once enthused over Athens 2004.

Julie_Gong said...

I got that same email. Weird!

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