Friday, September 22, 2006

The growing Feline Menace

In addition to Rob spending an enormous amount of cash on a fluffy embodiment of Evil, it would appear my friend Astrid is the latest to succumb to the feline mind control phenomenon.

She picked up Beezlebub last night. She calls it 'Poppy' but its well known amongst the Cat Resistance movement that all cat names can be translated into 5 Names of Evil using a complex system of Numerology and hearsay. Those 5 names:

1) Beezlebub
2) Lucifer
3) Margaret Thatcher
4) Bernard Manning
5) Barry Mannilow

And obviously any groups of these creatures of darkness can be referred to by any of the following:

1) A Conspiracy of cats
2) A Murder of cats
3) An evil of cats
4) Guests on Trisha
5) 5 Star

So another otherwise good and sensible person is to become a mindless slave and plaything of the felines.

When will the madness end?

1 comment:

Famulus said...

It'll end when the 'good' people manage to remove the evil gene from cats or when the 'bad' people manage to get the evil gene inserted into our DNA.

The war rages...

 
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