Tuesday, August 16, 2005

Some good insults..

Here I have collected some of my favorite insults that I've collected over the years. Sometimes it's a case of 'you had to be there' as they may be specific to certain situations, but I don't care because the amused me. I've credited other people where I can, feel free to hurl them about with wild abandon - it's a surefire way to popualrity! I've provided some example statements so that you can see the responses in context. Aren't I helpful?

'Hi Matt, would like to listen to the new Backstreet Boys Album?'
I'd rather eat my own spleen

"After all, Europe is America's closest ally."
If your IQ were any lower, you'd need watering.[New Statesman]

"We need to apply 21st-century information technology to the health care field. We need to have our medical records put on the I.T."
You have the mental agility of a sea cucumber [Bill Bailey]

Upon first seeing one of my brothers 'going out' shirts
That looks like a Porn Stars dressing gown

[Insert pathetic old and tired joke about sheep shaggers]
That's nearly as funny as your face


They don't look that good in hindsight, but I do tend to overuse phrases. When I start caring, I'll let you know.

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